Why bono is a prick




















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U2: Why do people hate U2 so much? Answer: Bono. Yes, many despise the sunglasses-loving frontman for his relentless philanthropy. It's been much discussed and taken the piss out of, so let's put it aside and focus on why people should really dislike U2 - the fact that everything they've put out in recent memory all sounds exactly the same.

Regardless, they're still going, and are reportedly releasing their thirteenth album this year. Happy Birthday Bono: 10 artists who don't care if you hate them. Alexandra Pollard, Gaby Whitehill. Editor's Picks. Contact us Advertising Terms and conditions Privacy policy. U2 -- whose lead member is prominent in a worldwide campaign against poverty -- sued Lola Cashman last year for the return of mementos she said had been given as presents when she worked with them in the s. Total non sequitur.

I'm so special I need a special name for myself like my lesbian sister Birdsong!!! Own it. What does he need with those things? With the amount of shiat she probably had to put up with all of those years, letting her have that stuff is the least the band can do.

That being said, if she's just going to sell them, then she's just grubbing for money and doesn't deserve nice gifts from famous people. How's that being a dick, you trollish submitter? He said she couldn't have 'em. Case closed. He wants his stuff back - ohhhh, this makes him a huuuuuuge hypocrite about the poverty shiat!

God, get a life. You're all just jealous of his sunglasses. My only gripe with Bono is back when I was a little teeny-bopper who for whatever reason was completely fixated on the drum-beat to "I Will Follow" I bought a ticket to see them at a local gin-joint at a time when they were actually small-timers enough to be labeled on the fliers as "All the Way From Ireland.

Showed up to the show and was turned away at the door because my I. The bouncer was not swayed by my offer to watch the show near the door with a ball-gag in my mouth.

It sucked. The End. I dunno Okay submitter , I'll play. What have YOU done to end poverty? If the answer is "nothing", then that's Reason 1 why you're a dick. I used to do some work for King Missile. One day, the lead singer went to a meeting with the record company and forgot to reattach his penis first. Long story short, it's a real conversation starter as it sits in the middle of my coffee table.

U2 sucks. Long story short, I will step back, hand you the keyboard, and let your smarm wash over me like so much tepid jizz. Sweater Girl. Cashman, who published an unauthorised biography of the band entitled "Inside the Zoo with U2", had attempted unsuccessfully to sell the memorabilia at an auction in No wonder he wants his stuff back.

Betcha it has more to do with that book than anything else. As soon as I read the headline and saw the word Bono I thought "Bono is a dick. He helps other people, excusing him from most counts of douchebaggery. The Dynamite Monkey. Forum Home : Other Forums : Whatever! New Posts. Members Profile. Post Reply. Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys. Slightly off topic but have you heard of a doom metal band from athy called Old Season?

GINN wrote: Why is it? I'm a bit of a fan personally. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. He does pay taxes. Baldrick wrote: He does pay taxes. Who decides the amount he owes. The answer to that is the Revenue and they have not gone near Bono as far as we know in relation to this.



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